TitleDateListenWot it's about
ThirteenJun 2014
Rockabilly number with a Chuck Berry influence, about jailbait.
Thirteen (2018 remix)Jun 2018
Revamped version of 13 with improved guitar, bass and vocals.
21st Century SlaveJan 2017
High-tech industrial punkabilly reflecting the modern political paradigm
24 HoursJun 2014
Dark rockabilly number, lead guitar modelled on the the Clash's Mick Jones's style.
AfghanistanAug 2017
Protest ballad with plenty of electronic bits and some killer guitar lines
Ain't No ShameFeb 2018
Tamla-reggae-punk mashup, social activist message.
Alien MoonNov 2017
Spacey sci-fi surf rock.
All Of MeFeb 2018
Doomy goth ballad with grotesque twist.
Barbed WireFeb 2016
Jazzy, souly rockabilly cum swamprock number about how land-grabs and empires cause war and misery. Or summat
Barbed Wire (2018 remix)Jun 2018
Remix of Barbed Wire sounding better than ever with improved production techniques.
Bikini Atoll Surfer DudeAug 2015
Contrasts the hedonistic, consumerist Western lifestyle with the nuclear threat the military-industrial complex uses to barricade itself from the have-nots.
Blue-Green BayMar 2017
Anti-elitist electro-surf song. "Zero score!"
BrinkOct 2019
Heavyweight rap-metal with a hard-hitting political message.
Burnt-out Pink CadillacAug 2016
Just dark psychobilly.
ButterfliesMar 2022
Punk song in "honour" of the Russian army's brutal invasion of Ukraine.
Cabaret Of FluxDec 2017
Garage rock on acoustic and viola, reminiscent of VU.
Carbon TetrachlorideMar 2023
Synthpop, with my signature drum machine sound (mainly a LinnDrum, with TR-808 kicks)
CeasefireNov 2023
Pacifist song, aimed squarely at the arms industries.
Christmas Day In The WorkhouseDec 2019
Traditional poem set to a goth-folk backing.
Citizen Of NowhereApr 2021
Revolutionary punk.
CompeteJul 2020
Mix of punk and modern hip-hop and various other elements thrown in.
Compulsive LiarSep 2020
Tamla-psychopunk song about narcissistic populist leaders.
Death in the MorningApr 2015
Classic tex-mex
Desperation ExpressAug 2014
Very dark rockabilly number about a young guy who lived across the road from me who had a bad heroin problem, and could get only get off it by throwing himself under a train.
DisconnectedJan 2020
Electronicky song about how getting into a war is easier than getting out, featuring the voice of Lyndon B. Johnson
Disturbances In The AetherNov 2022
Peculiar mix of post-punk, dub and just about everything else.
Theme From An Imaginary Detective FilmFeb 2018
Dark, Punk Noir instrumental using horns and strings. Mashes up 40s and 60s sounds. This one got a rating of 96% from industry professionals on Music Xray
Devil KingFeb 2018
Nichiren Buddhist stripped-down blues/spiritual number, featuring dobro.
Dirty MonkeyJan 2015
Garage song that could equally be about animal abuse or being a metaphor for being in a punk band (or a human being in the industrial world, generally).
Dr ManhattenFeb 2015
Song about Dr. Manhattan, the 10ft tall, light blue, radioactive superhero from The Watchmen. Yeah, I know I misspelt it.
Drugfiend Lesbians From Outer SpaceSep 2014
Jazzy rockabilly press send-up. Warning: contains bad language in case that sort of thing bothers you. Not based on a true story.
Drugfiend Lesbians From Outer Space (2018 remix)Feb 2018
Remix of Drugfiend Lesbians
Drunk In ParadiseFeb 2020
Genre-hopping tale of consumerist downfall.
El DiabloAug 2016
Electrosurfbilly sci-fi spaghetti western theme.
Electronic Wet DreamJul 2016
Mishmash of cool as f*** 50s style country/rockabilly kind of thing, a Motown-style drumtrack and some Latino percussion.
Elvis In A Rolls RoyceJul 2018
Totally cool acoustic cowpunk track about the death of the American Dream.
End Of DaysFeb 2021
Apocalyptic, powerful indie-rock.
Eternal FlameNov 2018
Started off as a gothic drone and gradually incorporated bits of acid jazz type stuff. Lot of electronic bits and deliberate overamplification of kick and snare. Lyrics coming from Nichiren Buddhism and the Tibetan Book Of The Dead
Even Spooks Need To Rock&Roll Jan 2016
Wild bit of rockabilly with plenty of synth and sampling added. Lot of hits on FWD's server stats from British Indian Overseas Territories
ExploitationApr 2022
Hard-hitting R&B punk-funk chunk of vitriol
ExquisiteApr 2020
Acid-jazz masterpiece.
Farewell My LovelyFeb 2017
Ultimate Punk Noir song.
Feel So StrangeMar 2021
Acclaimed protopunk-pop song.
Get HungryApr 2022
Protopunk song about when society collapses.
Get Outta Wood EndAug 2017
Garage-rock cum punkabilly song on being in the wrong part of town when night falls.
(I Don't Want To) Get Drunk At XmasDec 2022
Punk song about not wanting to join in with Xmas cheer.
Girl On A LeashMay 2021
Reversion to more punkabilly style. Bit like New York Dolls with John Cale playing note clusters on piano.
Grind The EarthSep 2022
Iron Age hymn.
HeadrushDec 2020
Madchester-style fun track.
Heart Of DarknessMay 2015
Southern-gothic swamprock with an English flavour.
His Master's VoiceJul 2015
Punky rocker about British subservience to the ruling class
HotwiredOct 2017
Electrosurfbilly punk noir instrumental with a gangsterish feel.
I, CyborgJan 2016
Synthpunk sci-fi song about a battlefield casualty involuntarily made into a war cyborg.
I Wake Up On The SetteeNov 2021
Misheard The Fall's "I Wake Up In The City".
If I Ain't Got YouJan 2016
Quickly knocked-up, simple rock&roll tune, hopefully reminiscent of Dylan's Basement Tapes. Also: a personal message!
If I Was Your CatMar 2017
Deliberately silly garage-rock track, evoking Lou Reed, The Cramps and Marc Bolan.
In The WildwoodJul 2021
Dark, chilling goth-folk song evincing primaeval fears.
Inner City HermitSep 2020
Alternative psychedelic soul-cum-alt rock, the sound of lockdown summer.
It Came From The SewerApr 2016
Electropsychobilly horror shocker with a sideswipe at biohacker ethics.
Johnny CoolMay 2015
Jazzy rockabilly number about a not-very-nice chap.
Keep OnOct 2019
Sophisticated jazz number featuring mode and time signature changes
King KongNov 2017
Song about a modern anti-hero using much different technology to previous songs
Lab RatJan 2017
Psychobilly song about the pharmaceutical industry's medicalisation of neuroticism.
Last Man On EarthJan 2017
Neo-rockabilly atompunk bluesy thing, conflating metaphor (or hyperbole?) with actuality.
Little Backwood On SeaOct 2017
Killer combination of surf-rock and satire.
Little EvaFeb 2017
Tale of wife-beating based on the real life performer
Living After SunshineMay 2016
Ultra-chic glossy feelgood tune with latino rhythm track, and words written on Patong beach.
Lonely RoadApr 2016
Rock song with country influence, anthemic chorus, cutting lead solo, and tight, compressed rhythm guitar.
Love JourneyDec 2018
Psychedelic soul or maybe punk-funk song about getting away to the tropics and one's other half in the bleak UK midwinter. Original from Oct 2016.
Looking InFeb 2018
Slow, laid-back tropical ballad written while on Koh Chang.
Lucky 57Apr 2015
Rockabilly song about a cabaret performer. Nothing to do with the film, Cabaret, in case anyone was wondering.
Machine CityOct 2016
Hypnotic sci-fi track based on Steve Reich-style tape loops.
Mad ParadeMay 2023
Specially written for the coronation of King Wingnut, first of his name
Mafia Stole My HouseFeb 2015
Garage-y rock song, based on a true story. My first ever use of a wah-wah, the intro just demanded it.
Magic After MidnightFeb 2017
Beautiful, romantic jazz ballad.
Man Who Fell To EarthMay 2014
Originally intended as kinda blues for the 21st century, but ended up with a bit of an 80s sound.
Medicine ManMay 2017
Devilish psychedelic swamp-rock.
Mexican Death Cult Voodoo DollJun 2015
More dark psychobilly swamprock.
MisdirectionAug 2021
Mister NobodyJun 2019
Psychedelic soul-cum-punk funk paean to alienation.
Motorbike ZombieJul 2016
Psychobilly/surf crossover.
Murdoch's RingJun 2020
Punk/dubstep/bit of whatever political rebellion song.
My Dream BathroomJan 2017
Beautiful, dreamy alt-country-surf track.
NeurotransmitterOct 2023
Electronica, based around the film, Liquid Sky, in which a bunch of New York New Romantic smack addicts are visited by tiny aliens whose saucer lands on their roof.
NicotineMar 2016
Came out of playing with a Catalinbread Adineko delay. Listen and throw up!
Old World OrderSep 2021
Industrial punk/metal track. The "New World Order"? What's so great about the old one?
Paradise LostDec 2019
Future. Assassin kills mutant. Mutant transforms and kills assassin. Same old story.
Pearl NecklaceOct 2015
Sophisticated, witty yet down-to-earth with just a soupcon of raunch.
PlaromaAug 2016
Psychedelic surf instrumental played on a baritone guitar
The PlagueMar 2020
Folk-electrogoth song produced at the height of the Covid-19 epidemic
Pretty NowadaysJan 2016
Techy, up-tempo swamp blues number about narcissism in the digital age.
PreyJan 2024
Punk-metal sorta thing. Based on Mad Max films (except 3).
Princess Of SuburbiaMar 2017
Nearest FWD comes to slow blues, about a suburban amateur porn kinkster.
PterodactylApr 2017
Groundbreaking sci-fi poem over howling synth backing.
Raining In ParadiseJul 2016
Beautiful, wistful, latino-surf track.
Respectable Married ManNov 2015
Cowpunk song about a successful suburbanite hiding dark secrets.
Resurrection ManOct 2023
Halloween special, about the exploits of Burke & Hare.
Sanitise MeJan 2019
Nu Metal protest song using a hip hop drum track.
Saturday MorningMay 2017
Somewhat more commercial rock song than usual Flirt With Danger material. Saturday morning hangover lyrics
Savage HeartAug 2019
Back To Nature with Flirt With Danger
Science Fiction Rock & RollOct 2017
Fun electrobilly song featuring a synth specially created for this, called 'The Beast'.
The Screaming Ab-dabs And The Garden Gnome BluesJan 2017
DT paranoia, extra-terrestrials and a garden gnome army.
Severed Head (In The Boot Of My Car)Sep 2018
Classic punk noir tune with a highly-sensible title.
SheMay 2016
Cramps-style psychobilly darkness about a dysfunctional relationship. This is the more recent version, more clarity and a more rockabilly sound.
She Hates MeApr 2015
Sixties garage rock / protopunk type number.
She Hates Me (2021 revision)Jan 2021
Updated version of the above.
She Just Loves To Be KissedNov 2014
Sort of garage-glam type thing, originally intended to be in the style of the New York Dolls, but it mutated into... not quite sure, really.
She Moves Through The FairDec 2020
Traditional Irish ballad, with a punk twist.
Silicone Sex Doll (Turned Terminator)Nov 2014
Never mind the zombie apocalypse, this is a far greater danger to humanity!
SimulationSep 2015
Gothic krautrock - aethereal and spectral.
SinisterSep 2015
Slow, jazzy psychobilly number based round a theremin lead line. Not a real theremin, y'unnerstan, who's got a half a lifetime to learn to play one?
Sinister (2017 remix)Jan 2017
Reworked version of Sinister
Someone's Gonna Get Resurrected TonightAug 2016
Ever wondered what'd happen if the Cramps and Suicide collaborated on a tune? Probably some tasteless psychobilly garbage like this.
Speed & AlcoholApr 2018
Fast and short punkabilly song about alienation under industrial capitalism.
Stepping OutAug 2018
Hard-as, superb ska song.
Strange FlowerJun 2020
Slightly gothic semi-electronic alternative rock song about Delia Derbyshire.
Suck On This SatanApr 2014
Alt-countryish song about doing jobs you hate.
Teenage QueensJan 2020
Glam-punk song about the gender rebels of suburbia.
They Came From UranusJul 2017
Punk Noir satirical sci-fi classic.
Through To Your MindJun 2018
Tamla Motown influenced instant R&B classic.
TightropeNov 2021
Punky reggae.
Time Of Our LivesJun 2018
Lighters-in-the-air stadium rock anthem with the best guitar line you'll ever hear.
Time WarpAug 2017
NY protopunk / early Velvet Underground kinda vibe.
Twist Of The KnifeJul 2023
Post-punk souly diatribe against daydreams
Urban WildlifeOct 2016
Garage-rock classic about a trans vamp, said to be reminiscent of the Velvet Underground.
Urban NeurosisFeb 2023
Futurepunk track with loadsa electronics. Lyrics inspired, in part, by Tales From The Loop by Simon Stalenhag.
Valentine's DayMar 2021
Motown-style with savage chordery.
Van HelsingJun 2017
Cinematic gothabilly anti-vampire allegorical track
Wanna Die On My Motorbike (Tonight)Sep 2022
Following John Cooper Clarke's advice, it's better to write clever lyrics about a moronic subject than vice versa
WhirlwindApr 2016
Cowpunk cum rockabilly song about Amy Winehouse, Janis Joplin, etc.
Who Wants To Go Outside?Jan 2022
Recluse punk over a dubstep beat
Wicked Witch Of The WestSep 2017
More punk noir - probably sick of writing blurbs for songs at this point.
X-ray HeartJul 2016
Technopunkbilly twang and growl, near-future lyrics.
You Do Me UpMar 2018
High energy punk-funk. Get down on it, all you disco kids!
Zero DayFeb 2016
Sci-fi story with a bit of dobro.
Zombie EchoesSep 2019
Fast, short britpunk protest song about UK politics.


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Blank GenerationRichard HellDec 2019
Cajun WomanFairport ConventionJul 2013
Come TogetherThe BeatlesFeb 2022
Crawling King SnakeThe DoorsJul 2020
Crazy Man MichaelFairport ConventionAug 2020
Days Of 49Traditional, arr Bob DylanMar 2020
Do You Love Me?ContoursJun 2023
Fiction RomanceThe BuzzcocksNov 2015
Fire And BrimstoneLink WrayJun 2013
Gary Gilmore's EyesThe AdvertsApr 2014
Hangin' RoundLou ReedMay 2013
I Had Too Much To Dream (Last Night)Electric PrunesSep 2023
I Am The LolrusThe BeatlesAug 2019
I Fought The LawBobby Fuller FourFeb 2013
Janie JonesThe ClashAug 2014
Louie LouieThe KingsmenMay 2015
Make UpLou ReedSep 2019
Mega City OneBrilliant PinkMay 2013
MongoloidDevoMay 2019
New AgeVelvet UndergroundDec 2020
No FunIggy & The StoogesJul 2017
Rusty CageJohnny CashFeb 2014
San TropezPink FloydMay 2018
Santa Claus Has Got The Aids This YearTiny TimDec 2022
ShadowplayJoy DivisionJul 2017
Sister RayVelvet UndergroundAug 2016
Soldiers ThreeTreesJan 2021
Strange DaysThe DoorsNov 2019
Waiting For My ManVelvet UndergroundNov 2017
Walk In The RoomThe SearchersFeb 2020
White Light/White HeatVelvet UndergroundApr 2013